note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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