Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
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Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
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I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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