My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
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12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
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i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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