Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
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She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
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I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
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