I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize