peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
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Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
no more duck duck goose at the bar
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
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You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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