Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
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I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
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soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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