i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
i love accidental penises.
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He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
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As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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