butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
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Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
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He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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