I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
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Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
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Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
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