you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
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I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
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For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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