So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
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Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
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I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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