I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
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I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
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Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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