there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
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What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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