I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
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Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
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i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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