Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
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Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
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It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
as a side note pls kill me
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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