Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
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What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
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I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
not ubering you a puppy
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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