It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
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Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
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so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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