I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
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Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
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Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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