just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
cat food counts as protein by the way
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
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We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
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I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
my penis made a compromise with my morals
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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