eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
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not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
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she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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