Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
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No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
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Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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