I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
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this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
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I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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