im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Randomize