508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
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It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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