I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
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Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
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Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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