Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
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I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
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Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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