who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
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She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
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I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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