That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
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I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
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I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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