I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
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I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
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so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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