Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
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Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
It's blow job season.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
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I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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