sorry about calling you the devil all night.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
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I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
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If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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