I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
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Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
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I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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