i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
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Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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