She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
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He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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