I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
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Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
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No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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