If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
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Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
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I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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