And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
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Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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