I just made out with a guy for $7.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
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since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
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You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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