so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
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Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
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just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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