dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
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how do flat chested girls get laid?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
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It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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