it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
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Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
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The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
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