office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
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Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
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Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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