Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
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she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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