You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
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Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
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He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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