dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
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Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
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Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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