i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
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we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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