you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
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I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
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So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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