Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
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some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
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He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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