I am puke
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
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I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
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WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
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